Mustaches are great.
Well, they're really a big pain in the butt... you've gotta comb them, clean them, and wax them. They're always getting in your mouth, and it makes kissing a bit of a chore. You don't want that.
What you do want is this really cute little mini-mustache. It's easy to care for, doesn't ever get into your mouth (on accident), and actually improves kissing by about 18%. This one is so small (1.4 inches wide), it could fit on your pocket quite nicely.
This wooden broach is made out of alder, and has a pin-back so that you can stick it on your favorite jacket, bag, or shirt.
Each one is individually laser etched, and each is unique due to variences in the wood grain and the etching process itself. (Some are darker than others, have more grain, etc.) Being wood, they are a bit delicate; be careful or it could become scratched or damaged.
This mustache badge measures 1.4 inches wide, by .61 inches tall, and is 1/8th of an inch thick.