Toast is good.
One time when I was a kid, I watched an after-school special where this rich kid when to this poor kid's house, and they ate bread with butter and sugar on it. It would have been really good if it had been toast instead, and they used some cinnamon with the sugar.
Also, this makes a dang-fine doo-dad for your shoulder strap or jacket. Show the world that toast is somebody important. Heck, it makes you look important just wearning.
We wanted our buttons to be the best in the world, so we couldn't leave that up to other lackluster manufacturers.
Not intended to pin to the flesh of any living creatures, including jellyfish, spiders, flowers, monkeys, or grandma.