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Abraham Lincolnstein is the greatest and best Dictator, money can build. He's 2047% stronger than any other past Dictator, and he's 300% older, too. The man has experience, that is for certain. And he's strong enough to throw that motorcar over those mountains over there.
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We wanted our buttons to be the best in the world, so we couldn't leave that up to other lackluster manufacturers.
Not intended to pin to the flesh of any living creatures, including jellyfish, spiders, flowers, monkeys, or grandma.