This fancy coffee button will let people know when they need to bring you a cuppa joe. Just smile, and point the brown button on your lapel, and they'll (hopefully) do the rest. If it was only so easy to get some caffiene.
We wanted our buttons to be the best in the world, so we couldn't leave that up to other lackluster manufacturers.
Not intended to pin to the flesh of any living creatures, including jellyfish, spiders, flowers, monkeys, or grandma.