Mustaches are funny. I made fun of them my whole life, and now I have one. I think that the only people that should be able to sell mustache-based products are folks who have mustaches. Just sayin.
It'd be better for our economy, I think.
We wanted our buttons to be the best in the world, so we couldn't leave that up to other lackluster manufacturers.
Not intended to pin to the flesh of any living creatures, including jellyfish, spiders, flowers, monkeys, or grandma.